The Worst Movie EVER! premieres (finally) in Denver: Update

Update! Worst postponement EVER! Tonight’s Denver premiere of The Worst Movie EVER! was supposed to be the first event hosted by the Oriental Theater after a chunk of its ceiling fell onto the stage last week. This morning, unfortunately, the city inspector gave it a no-go, meaning that, for the…

The old FPAPGASWTTBTAF phenomenon rears its head

Since time immemorial, art and politics have been locked, like the world’s most hateful couple, in an awkward embrace: Art subverts political establishments, political establishments ban art, repeat. It’s a phenomenon that’s especially pronounced in music, which can not only provide an explicit message, but also, at its best, inspire…

Pugs in the Park was disgusting

Before you could see them, you could hear it: that wet, phlegmy sound of air sucked into fatty passages made too tight through centuries of inbreeding. Of all the dog breeds, pugs are, bar none, the most grotesque, with their weird, punched-in ewok-looking faces and their constant breathing difficulty (which…

What’s Your Number? is this week’s most ridiculous trailer

Romantic comedies aren’t known for their mind-bending plot twists, but even in the template-governed world of Hollywood, they tend to be especially formulaic. To wit, every romantic comedy must conclude with one of two possible outcomes: Either, a) The female lead will end up with the dude who initially repulses…

Ira Glass is coming to Colorado (and tickets will sell out fast)

In the sixteen years it’s been around, This American Life has been more than just a radio show: It’s been the parent of movie scripts as diverse as Unaccompanied Minors and The Informant, a major influence on countless other experiments with the radio format, from Radiolab to The Moth, not…

Reader: “This jacket is a symbol of my individuality”

As the days cool down and fall sets in, our slightly less profuse sweating heralds the coming of jacket weather — and what better jacket to kick off the season than Ryan Gosling’s scorpion-emblazoned one in Drive, a jacket so badass it inspired Tim Davids to pull together a list…

Balls: EXDO fires up a brand new ping pong night

Other than possibly your grandpa’s basement, there aren’t too many places to drink swill beer and play ping pong in this town — and that’s a damn shame, especially considering it’s an excellent sport for hipsters. Luckily, hardly any sooner had we pointed that out than the clever folks down…

True to form, even R.E.M.’s breakup was boring

I think it’s safe to say that between the ages of about 11 and 22, I was wrong about somewhere in the neighborhood of 95 percent of everything. And for the most part, I’m okay with that: I’m older and wiser now, plus I hardly ever get inappropriate boners. Still,…

Reader: I challenge you to step up into a REAL pair of heels

You can’t win ’em all, as Philly baseball manager Cornelius McGillicuddy once observed. And while I usually do in fact win ’em all, that aphorism proved true for even me yesterday, when I failed to win the Running of the Gays for a second time — a defeat made all…

Running of the gays: the rematch

Though I generally favor dynamic action over quiet contemplation, when I do ponder life’s more pressing philosophical questions, I basically make it my policy to punch the shit out of them with my mind-fist. And so, as the days grow shorter and the nights grow cooler, it once again comes…

Killer Elite is this week’s most ridiculous trailer

Though it’s seldom as conspicuous as, say, editing or lighting, scoring is a subtle integral component of any film’s stylistic mix; take last week’s excellent Drive, for example, which set itself apart from the typical action-movie morass at least in part with its use of quiet new-new-wave, as opposed to…

The Sexy City

The intersection of love and technology is a dangerous one, fraught with awkwardness, insecurity, misunderstanding and pain. In short, it’s a recipe for hilarity, and it serves as the focus of Love, Sex & the Second City, a “romantic dot comedy” (whatever that means) from the legendary troupe that shares…

Literature, Avast!

The Pirate King is a novel that prominently features both Sherlock Holmes and pirates — and while that’s probably about as much selling as author Laurie R. King’s (who’s been known to call herself “Laurie Arrrrgh King”) appearance at the Tattered Cover requires, here’s a bonus: It’s also Talk Like…

Poetry in Motion

Ballet is often called “poetry in motion,” but that turn of phrase becomes literal tonight in Intersection, a poem penned by Lighthouse Writers Workshop executive director Mike Henry and set in motion by Ballet Nouveau Colorado artistic director Garrett Ammon. The BNC has a long history of working with a…

Reader: “I can’t believe SlashFilm would repost this article”

We don’t presume to be more than we are. Our list of the Six Worst Movies of the Summer was just our little opinion, and nothing more — until it got featured by national film site SlashFilm. Then it became definitive. But with the national recognition of being definitive complainers…

Home of the Free

On this day in 2001, thousands of Americans lost their lives in the most deadly terrorist attack ever to hit U.S. soil. Ten years later, there’s only one way to commemorate that tragic day: Let freedom ring. And there’s no better place to do that than at the 9/11 Freedom…

All Man

It’s tough to be a dude these days — tougher than it used to be, at any rate. “For 5,000 years, the patriarchy has been in place, and in the last thirty years, that’s changed significantly,” observes Jim Sharon, editor and curator of the recently released men’s anthology Ordinary Men,…