Capitol dome repair cost is child’s play: Kenny Be’s Hip Tip

It would be unfair to ask older residents to pay for the $30 million Colorado Capitol dome repair bill, because they won’t even be alive long enough to enjoy the improvements. If Colorado’s kids love the damn gold dome so much, let them pay for it’s upkeep. Americans have a…

Jihad Jamie a boon to Leadville tourism: Kenny Be’s Worst-Case Scenario

Since her compelling story touches on all of America’s hot-button issues, from giving birth to an illegal immigrant’s son to on-line Al-Qaeda chats, Terrorist Mom could really be an economic boon to this tiny mountain town… Inspired by Jihad Jamie Paulin-Ramirez’s love of wearing Islamic dress to her son’s soccer…

Ass Stance League of Denver: Kenny Be’s Sign Language

At first glance, the sign above might look like it is identifying the Denver headquarters of the Ass Stance League. Who knew that our fair city had an association devoted to exploring the many different viewpoints on ass? However, after a nearly year-long investigation, the easily vandalized sign appears instead…

Rubber meets sod in Globeville: Kenny Be’s Yard Arteology

The study of neighbors through their lawn decoration… Figure 55. Globeville: Where the rubber meets the sod. Used tires are America’s greatest unnatural resource and can be found easily in ever-growing tire piles and mountains. These wastelands are attracting heaps of do-it-yourselfers, who are accessing the cheap material and tirecrafting…

Colfax Streetcar line gets support from business community — plus cocaine dispensaries?: Kenny Be’s Worst-Case Scenario

The re-introduction of streetcars is guaranteed to reduce automobile congestion and invigorate redevelopment on East Colfax Avenue! Especially if the project is built as a public/private partnership that includes the use of these seven “hopper” trolleys that promote Colfax businesses… In addition to announcing street names, the driver of each…

Graffiti ditch clogged with below-grade art: Kenny Be’s Sign Language

A study of the tags on the retaining wall pictured above suggest that this may be the work of the street toughs enrolled at the nearby Rocky Mountain School of Expeditionary Learning. The hand-painted reminders of “Hope!!” and “you would do better” are lessons lifted straight from the mean hallways…