Solid Gold

“It’s a little nippy to do our outside fashion show,” the Fabric Lab’s Tran Wills tells me when I ask why tonight’s False Idols Mannequin Art Show is indoors and features inanimate objects instead of breathing models. “Plus, mannequins don’t talk back like models do.” She’s kidding, of course (about…

Big Meanies

Shit-talkers, your time has come. Today is a new day — a day in which your rapacious ways will trump the mawkish and oversensitive. A day in which you may actually win a cash prize (at least $250) for being just that much meaner than everyone else. Yes, the KBPI…

Green Christmas

Parents tired of standing in long lines at the mall to see Santa should take their kids bowling with the guy who best impersonated the jolly old elf: the Grinch. This morning from 10 a.m. to noon, Splitz Bowling Center hosts the tall green one for its second annual Grinch…

Dear Diaries

Gary Culig is back in town tonight and will pull on a pair of striped stockings and the pointy velvet hat belonging to the snarky elf in David Sedaris’s The SantaLand Diaries — for the eighth year in a row. “It would be weird not doing it,” Culig says. “I…

Talking Shop

It’s the little things that count — at least in Shana Colbin Dunn’s little corner of the world. And the jewelry rep raised in New York City knows her accessories inside and out, so her decision to open an accessories boutique was, well, an act of Kismet. The theme works…

Hot and Cold

When the St. Julien Hotel ballroom was in need of a custom holiday revue show, Kim Franco was the obvious person to talk to. The former Cabaret Diosa singer and dancer didn’t hesitate in her decision to create a ’30s-era extravaganza with the Naughty and Nice Holiday Revue. “We have…

Ob-La-Di, La-La-La

Back in 1997, Jimi Bernath wanted to warble some Beatles songs to commemorate the December 8 anniversary of John Lennon’s death — and he wound up doing so with a little help from his friends. Nine years later, Bernath’s annual Beatles Sing-Along has become a December tradition that continues today…

Feels Like the First Time

Ski resorts are grooming their runs and revving their chairlifts. Boarders are waxing their rides and testing their boots and bindings. It’s official: The season of sliding down mountain slopes and catching mad air has returned. But believe it or not, there are people who live in Colorado and have…

First in Flight

Holiday celebrations can pretty much be placed in two categories: the “this-is-my-favorite-time-of-year” fetes, during which people swill eggnog and sing the same holiday carols over and over and over again; and the “holidays-are-just-an-excuse-for-corporate-America-to-make-money” non-events, where gift buying is vehemently opposed and Christmas trees are hated on with a vengeance. But…

Fear Factor

Be afraid. Be very afraid — but before you fire up the fear factory, take some time to think about what, exactly, should terrify you. Vox Feminista’s Oak Chezar explains: “We’re supposed to stay in fear. We’ve traded all our freedoms for security, we’ve gotten rid of the Constitution and…

Wilderness Survival for Girls

Denver-bred filmmaker Kim Roberts describes the maiden theatrical run of Wilderness Survival for Girls, which can be seen this week at Starz FilmCenter, as “a really risky venture.” That’s appropriate, since the movie, which she wrote and directed with her husband, Eli Despres, was a gamble from the beginning –…

Blood Diamond

“T.I.A.,” mutters Danny Archer (Leonardo DiCaprio), slouched across a bar in Sierra Leone. It is 1999. As the West obsesses over Clinton’s blow job, the West African nation is mired in a savage civil war. Our hero, a world-weary soldier of fortune, has struck up a conversation with Maddy Bowen…

The Holiday

From its wink-wink, nudge-nudge movie-within-a-movie opening to its bold-faced quoting of such classic Hollywood farces as The Lady Eve and His Girl Friday, Nancy Meyerss The Holiday wants us to know that its different from the kind of romantic-comedy pabulum that fills the multiplexes these days. And it is different;…

Apocalypto

Apocalypto has a faux-Greek title and an opening quote from historian Will Durant that ruminates on the decline of imperial Rome. It may seem an odd way to comment on the supposed end of an imaginary, unspeakably barbaric Mayan civilization — but WWJD? Mel Gibson means to be universal. Not…

10 Items or Less

Deep in the outskirts of industrial Los Angeles, an unnamed Actor (Morgan Freeman) wonders if the time has come to break a four-year hiatus of doubt and indecision and get back in the game. Not that his destination, the set of a tiny indie by “a director so young he…

Black Gold

Sorry to harsh your buzz, but that four-dollar latte purchase of yours often yields little or almost nothing for the African bean harvesters who made it possible. No mere Western guilt-inducing harangue, Black Gold is a highly informative documentary by British brothers Marc and Nick Francis. Its calmly accumulated details…

Urinetown

From its unappetizing title to its use of a narrator Lockstock, a police officer who pontificates humorously about exposition, metaphor and politics for the benefit of a quintessentially Dickensian orphan named Little Sally Urinetown is a self-consciously anti-musical musical. The songs are tuneful, varied and appealing, and almost every one…

Season’s Greetings

With Season’s Greetings, estimable and prolific English writer Alan Ayckbourn has created an antidote not only to the usual Christmas saccharine, but also to all of the half-baked, skit-filled attempts to make the holiday hip. The play shows a dysfunctional middle-class family gathering for their annual celebration. These people have…

Now Playing

The Big Bang. Sometimes it’s nice not to have to think too much, to just settle back and watch a couple of frenetically energetic guys working really hard to earn your good will — and your entertainment dollars. Oh, and to make you laugh. The Big Bang posits the following…

Daniel Libeskind, Andrea Modica and Joellyn Duesberry

I’m sure you’ve all heard more than enough about the Denver Art Museum’s Frederic C. Hamilton Building. That’s too bad, because there’s even more to say about it in light of the show that just opened at Sandy Carson Gallery. Daniel Libeskind: Inspiration, Process and Place is filled with drawings,…

Going Up!

In the past few weeks, there’s been a plethora of news relevant to Denver’s art and architecture scenes. Denver’s Creative Spaces Task Force, which is dominated not by artists but by city employees, was launched last January with much fanfare. I wasn’t too excited, because I knew from past experience…

Sketches

Breaking the Mold. In 2003, Connecticut collector Virginia Vogel Mattern donated some 300 pieces of contemporary American Indian art to the Denver Art Museum. For one of the special shows inaugurating the new Frederic C. Hamilton Building, Native Arts curator Nancy Blomberg has selected over a hundred works for the…