Best Drag Troupe

Drag queens? Please. When it comes to gender-bent entertainment, boys who dress as girls are as worn out as an old pair of pantyhose. Fortunately, Denver is home to the Alterboys, a troupe of six women who love grrrls and look like bois. The Alterboys have a flavor for every…

Best Instigators of an Impromptu Conga Line

Joan Jett, Sonia Dada and Karl Denson’s Tiny Universe were the major draws of last year’s LoDo Music Festival. But tucked away from the main stage, quarantined in the dirt like some flea-infested sideshow, the funky members of Log held court for late-night stragglers not quite ready to call it…

Best Elvis Impersonator

Although calling Chris Barber a renaissance man may not be fair to Leonardo da Vinci, there’s no question that he’s got plenty on his plate. He leads Spiv, an enjoyable power-pop band, oversees Pop Sweatshop, a label whose catalogue brims with interesting acts, and, in his free time, channels Elvis…

Best Ambidextrous Scene Kid

Sara T — aka Sara Thurston — is 100 percent freaky fly. The notorious “No Bullshit” DJ and glamour gal of groove — host of the monthly booty-shaker Danceotron, co-owner of the south Broadway boutique Chielle, and timekeeper for bands Hot House and Clotheshorse — is thumpin’ her rump all…

Best Underground Parties

Bringing the hipster indie-rock set and the dance-music contingent together may seem like an impossible feat, but the DJ duo of Eric Kozak and Clay Meador, otherwise known as White Girl Lust, have done just that. WGL has almost single-handedly fused DJ culture with the rock scene, cleverly reworking songs…

Best Club DJ

A Sunday-night institution in Denver since the late ’90s, DJ Nutmeg pumps house music in clubs like the Snake Pit, Lime, Rise and ROX with a verve that comes from years of experience and dedication. Turning each club he plays into an essential spot to hit up, Nutmeg has made…

Best House DJ

DJ Foxx is one of the key DJs who’ve put Denver house music on the map. From holding down residencies at some of the city’s top clubs to playing throughout the United States to producing tracks and releasing records under the alias “Rhythmcentric,” Foxx lives and breathes the style. During…

Best Progressive/ Trance DJ

DJ Dragon and his crew, the Triad Dragons, are key forces keeping the rave scene alive in Colorado. The Triad’s Global Dance Festival at Red Rocks and the Caffeine Festival are the two biggest electronic-music events to go down each year. Dragon has also become the face of Denver trance…

Best Down-Tempo DJ

DJ Idiom could easily be considered the most creative and eclectic DJ In Denver. Typically sticking to mellower, groovier down-tempo and hip-hop beats, Idiom moves around to incorporate tunes by Bjrk, Sigur Ros, and even Guns N’ Roses in a way that actually makes sense. A regular feature at the…

Best MC

The best MC in Denver isn’t really even from here. In fact, if you ask the Black Pegasus, aka Robert Houston II, he’ll tell you he’s straight outta Colorado Springs. No matter, though. Black P is up here so often warming up stages for everyone from Atmosphere to Tech N9NE,…

Best Online Equivalent of Peyton Place

Ever wonder what your favorite local musicians are doing during the week? Presumably, the majority of them are working at jobs, like normal people. At least that’s what you’d think until you stopped by the Denver Message Board and sorted through the myriad posts. Musicians and scenesters go to the…

Best Place to See Live Music From Home

Too late for the mountains? Too early for the bars? Too drunk to drive? Kick back at home and log on to rockdenver.com, where, for the price of a dumb look, you can enjoy live monthly webcasts from Herman’s Hideaway. The shows feature many of Denver’s emerging acts: the Fray,…

Best Website for Bands to Find e-Groupies

Take the computer flirting scene between Molly Ringwald and Andrew McCarthy in Pretty in Pink, multiply it by a few bazillion gigabytes, and you’ve got myspace.com. With millions of profiles of computer-addicted geeks around the world, it’s basically a glorified, digitized singles bar. But the site is more than Friendster’s…

Best Place to Find Blackmail Pictures of Local Musicians

Founded by longtime local-music champions Tommy Nahulu and David Barber, rockoncolorado.com is more than just a collection of snapshots. The site also contains music-related articles and reviews, as well as a calendar and message board. But the primary attraction is the massive searchable database of live photos. From bigger shows…

Best Place for Vinyl Junkies to Defect

Although some dyed-in-the-wool vinyl-lovers cling to the romance of crate-digging, more and more jocks are embracing digital technology. They’re also embracing Beatport. Led by lauded DJ Jonas Tempel, the site is helping to revolutionize the way DJs approach their craft. Tempel and his crew have amassed one of the most…

Best Online Music Store

Looking for the latest disc from P-Nuckle, GasHead, Lisa Bell or Drag the River — but don’t feel like scouring the bins of your nearest independent retailer? How ’bout a DVD of Xiren’s live set at Red Rocks? Billie Tolles’s hard-to-find Chapulteset? A hardback copy of G. Brown’s Colorado Rocks!…

Best Online Music Magazine

With all the energy its name implies, Kaffeine Buzz is a scattershot, ADD-fueled cornucopia of music journalism. Covering local as well as national punk, indie and hip-hop, the site features interviews, club listings, weekly show picks and CD and concert reviews. Editor Kim Owens, who also pens an impressive portion…

Best Musical Professor

A professor at Colorado College, Scott does more than just teach about music. He also makes it in a very singular way. Rather than play the piano using the instrument’s keys, he and his assistants physically pluck and manipulate its strings with the assistance of everything from guitar picks and…

Best Musical Advice

The authors of this tome draw from a wealth of experience. Bliesener once drummed with ? and the Mysterians, a group remembered for the garage-rock hit “96 Tears,” and went on to become a successful promoter and manager of bands such as Big Head Todd and the Monsters. Knopper, for…

Best Avant-Garde Composer

Ironically, many creators of contemporary experimental music are too stuck in academia and orthodoxy to truly forge their own voice. But Michael Andrew Doherty, after earning a bachelor’s degree in philosophy and religious studies at CSU, ditched his musical studies and began orchestrating sound according to the dictates of his…

Best Concert (Since March 2004)

Before they appeared on Saturday Night Live and The O.C. and were lionized by damn near every music scribe in the free world, the Killers were just another out-of-town act performing at the Larimer Lounge on a Tuesday night. Although the Lounge was only a quarter full — the band…

Best Event for Dancing in 9/8 Time

For anyone who cuts the rug like Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis or Elaine from Seinfeld, the Colorado Prog Music Fest offered the perfect excuse to boogaloo like you just didn’t care. Area musical acts committed to precision and unusual time signatures held court for an entire day of free-form anarchy…