Guess where I’m drinking?

This may come as a huge surprise, but if I had to choose between having to give up alcohol or coffee, I’d probably give up alcohol. Its true! The only thing I love more than a frosty cold adult beverage is a steaming hot latte. The only hints that I’ll…

Lee’s Garden gets ousted by the swoop of the Chinese scoop

For the love of Buddha, what the hell is so appealing about the Chinese joints that promise a scoop of substandard sesame chicken for next to nothing? Yesterday, while driving down Federal, I saw the same sign that you see in the above snap and nearly crashed. Instead, I cried…

Culinary calendar for the week ahead: Oysters to Pi Day

The week in dining starts off with Oyster Week celebrations at Jax Fish House-Denver and ends with sweet deals on Pi Day. Here’s a taste of what’s ahead: Monday, March 8: Jax Fish House, 1539 17th Street, hosts its annual Oyster Week through March 14, featuring: twelve different ways to…

Guess where I’m eating?

That right there is Americanized Chinese food at its finest, or its worst, depending upon how you look at it. It’s got that familiar sheen, all the standard vegetables and a handful of perfectly fine scallops lobbed in to remind that you that you’re not eating at one of those…

Olde Tyme Dogs & Drafts dries up on Broadway

Old Tyme Dogs & Drafts has dried up at 2479 South Broadway, and the business is now listed for sale at $50,000 — or $450,000 if you want the real estate, too. That real estate has a long history. Before it was Old Tyme, it was briefly home to the…

Hamburgers in the news: Double trouble!

For those who can’t get enough artery-clogging items stuffed into their drive-thru bag, here are a few worthy items from the week’s burger news for their cholesterol consideration. When Noah built his ark for two of every animal, I don’t believe that this godawful mess was part of the plan:…

Today: Oyster Week kicks off at Jax Fish House Denver

Jax Fish House in Boulder, at 928 Pearl Street, celebrated the culmination of Oyster Week yesterday with the annual Oyster Eating Contest. If you missed the Boulder oyster festivities — or just haven’t gotten enough of the mollusks to satiate your palate — then you’re in luck, because Jax Fish…

Lost Lake Lounge set to open tonight

Matt LaBarge, co-owner of the popular South Broadway spots hi-dive and Sputnik, is all set to open his third spot, Lost Lake Lounge, at 5 p.m. tonight. He’s turned the former Bulldog Bar space (which was the Monroe Tavern before that, and Mr. Von’s Alamo before that), into a cabin-styled…

Kevin Taylor Steak still hasn’t taken off at Aloft

Tomorrow afternoon, the hip Aloft hotel in Broomfield (“Aloha!” chirps whoever answers the phone) will host a bash to welcome the Further Festival to 1stBank Center. Sounds like fun — but also a far cry from Kevin Taylor Steak, which was supposed to open at the hotel last September. Then…

Sugar High: Nutella Marshmallow milkshake from HBurger Co

Key ingredients in the Nutella marshmallow milkshake at HBurger: ice cream, Nutella, marshmallows and liquid nitrogen. While the first three ingredients might seem like no-brainers, liquid nitrogen certainly isn’t a familiar component to ice cream. But fans of Ian Kleinman’s molecular gastronomy won’t be surprised to see the famed cryogenic…

Guess where I’m eating?

One of my favorite pizza combinations in the world involves prosciutto, arugula and a yolky egg spilling gold. Was this version transcendent? No. But it wasn’t bad either. Where did I stuff my piehole?…

Ketchup on the news: When condiments attack!

We all love to spice up our life, but when your ass keeps getting beat up, it’s time to keep it vanilla. Condiments can be very hazardous to your health, as these five examples show:…

Campo de Fiori to close tomorrow with a final party

After ten years, Campo de Fiori will close its doors at 300 Fillmore Street tomorrow night, after a “final fling” starting at 8:30 p.m., and hosted by founders Elizabeth Plotke-Giordani and Luigi Giordani, along with Denver partner Josh Hanfling. Although the Campo outposts in Aspen and Vail will carry on,…

Today: Keystone’s Winter Culinary Festival kicks off

Looking at the itinerary for this weekend’s Winter Culinary Festival at Keystone, one thing stands out: There sure are a lot of booze-related events taking place this year. Not that we’re complaining. But just today, for example, you can enjoy seminars and tastings designed around tequilas and margaritas, whiskey blends,…