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The 50 worst rap lyrics of all time: 40-31

Okay, just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, it does. Yesterday, I ran down some of the lamest lines, the worst rap lyrics, from 50-41, and today we inch ever closer to the top of the bottom. Spoiler alert: Lil' Wayne makes the cut (again), as does Jay-Z (twice) and Eminem, Atmosphere, Hopsin and more. Keep reading for more of the worst rhymes of all time as the countdown continues.

See also: - The 50 worst rap lyrics of all time: 50-41 - The ten most enigmatic figures in hip-hop - The ten best storytellers in hip-hop

40. Atmosphere - "Trying to Find a Balance"

"Yeah, I got some last words: Fuck all y'all/Stop writing raps and go play volleyball."

But, Slug, I don't even play volleyball. Can't I go play tennis, or basketball? If quit rapping and started playing tennis, would that be good enough? And what do you have against volleyball, anyway? I like volleyball. Especially beach volleyball.

39. Jay-Z - "Glory"

"You're a child of destiny/You're the child of my destiny/You're my child with the child from Destiny's Child"

Ok, Jay. We get it. Once is enough. You have sex with Beyonce. We're all very jealous. Please don't ever use the words "destiny" or "child" in a song again.

38. Childish Gambino - "Freaks & Geeks"

"An elephant never forgets, so my dick remembers everything."

How many different ways can Donald Glover say he has a big penis? A lot, apparently. This is one of the worst -- lazy and pointless. What other big things can we compare his penis to? The Titanic sunk, so his dick is under water. Wow, rapping is easy.

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Noah Hubbell

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