Did the Chargers' 23-16 besting of the Broncos cause the scales to fall from the eyes of these devotees? Perhaps to a minor degree, since Nix's suckage during the first half in particular was so powerful that Hoover should immediately give him a lifetime endorsement deal. But judging by their post-game responses on social media, the truest Bo-Ners still have faith that Nix will prove to be the next Chosen One.
Please make some room, Tim Tebow.
In the lead-up to the contest, Nix's media defenders built their case for his excellence on his improved ability to take care of the ball; after tossing a cumulative four interceptions in losses to the Seahawks and Steelers, he'd gone pick-free in weeks three through five. But this storyline died on yesterday's third snap, when Nix sailed a downfield heave over intended receiver Marvin Mims Jr. and into the waiting arms of the Chargers' cornerback Elijah Molden. And while the Denver D managed to hold golden-boy QB Justin Herbert and his mates to a field goal after this botch, super-cornerback Patrick Surtain II suffered a concussion during the series that put him on the shelf for the remainder of the afternoon.
Surtain's absence was keenly felt. Following a Broncos three-and-out that netted a grand total of four yards, the Chargers took over on their own seventeen yard line and promptly sped down the field. Fewer than three minutes later, Herbert hit running Kimani Vidal for a 38-yard scoring strike to extend the L.A. lead to ten. After another field goal and a second touchdown set up by a Javonte Williams fumble, the Chargers had a 20-0 advantage on the scoreboard and enormous superiority in time of possession.
Before the break, the Broncos' offense was on the turf for under nine minutes of a possible thirty, in part because Nix consistently held on to the pigskin for far too long, giving the Chargers more than enough time to disrupt any good thing that might otherwise have happened.
In the third stanza, L.A. added another field goal to its bounty, after which the team started to coast — and only then did Nix and the Broncos begin to awaken from their slumber. Nix threw two touchdown passes, to Troy Franklin and Courtland Sutton, respectively, and set up kicker Will Lutz for a three-pointer that reduced the deficit to a single score. But a pair of onside kick attempts failed, transforming the Broncos' attempt at a garbage-time comeback into much ado about nothing.
Thanks to the Chargers' late largesse, Nix ended the day with less putrid stats than he deserved: nineteen completions in 33 attempts for 215 yards. But aside from that interception, he only connected on three passes in the entire first half — one for six yards, two others for eight — and was often more effective with his legs (he scrambled for 61 yards in total) than his arm.
Nonetheless, citizens of Broncos Country on X didn't exactly dog-pile on Nix after the clock hit zero. For every person ready to declare Bo a bust, there were others more eager to castigate head coach Sean Payton for his conservative play-calling or bemoan the mediocrity of the roster in general.
Nix won't have to wait long for a chance at redemption: The Broncos play again on Thursday Night Football against a vulnerable opponent — Payton's old team, the New Orleans Saints, whose starting quarterback, Derek Carr, is injured. A Denver triumph in prime time will generate more calls for Nix's veneration, but if the Broncos lose, the excuses for Bo could well feel even more tortured than they already do.
Continue to count down our picks for the twenty most memorable takes, capped by a call for yet another messiah — this one with a magical last name.
Number 20:
FIRE SEAN PAYTON, HE SUCKS
— Sean Führe Payton (@Pray2Sutton) October 13, 2024
Number 19:
It sucks but at least we saw Bo Nix fight and the team continued fighting till the end. Sean is to blame the play calling was awful and why with all the personal groups. Just stop go up tempo since that seems to work every time and some RPO’s
— cgorangecrush (@cgorangecrush) October 13, 2024
Number 18:
Garbage time stats. Bo nix the worst qb from the 2024 draft class
— Mcnuggies (@currygoat94) October 13, 2024
Number 17:
No it wasn’t … the Chargers were playing clock and prevent … a 23 point lead… that’s called garbage stats. Sean Payton is and was trash and the media won’t hold him accountable. You all will just keep letting him say “stop stop stop”… our eyes don’t lie. His offense SUCKS!!!…
— J-Dubya 🇺🇸 (@sw24ever) October 13, 2024
Number 16:
Bo nix ain’t ready, sean Payton isn’t a good coach, we suck
— Shaggy (@ShaggyGuy100) October 13, 2024
Number 15:
You guys suck and Sean Payton always sucked.
— Brad (@az_mo_brad) October 13, 2024
Number 14:
The broncos suck ass. Another wasted year. we are quickly becoming the jets and browns
— Eric 🇺🇸 (@CGTCFA) October 13, 2024
Number 13:
Takeaways from today's game:
— Broncos fan (@bkorson43) October 13, 2024
1. We need a dominant WR1
2. We need Surtain
3. McMillan sucks
4. We need to start like how we ended
5. WHERE IS MIMS????#BroncosCountry #NFL #broncos
Number 12:
Bo Nix is the right QB for the Broncos he just sucks a little bit right now and needs a better running game
— Kuu Chief (@KuuChief) October 13, 2024
Number 11:
Almost #BroncosCountry ALMOST! It was a horrible 1st ½ But we didnt give up.We were missin R best player on D & eventually adjusted nicely.
— ~Fuckity Fuckin Go Broncos~ (@Gobroncos239) October 13, 2024
We cant win em all & I no it sucks losin against them!
A lot of U give up on this team way 2 easily. We were never winning SB. Have Patience
Number 10:
with a rookie qb and the most deD money in history. BuT Bo NiX SuCkS https://t.co/RJSEW1XtUh
— Jake (@TBS907) October 13, 2024
Number 9:
Sean Payton's ego will NEVER let him bench Bo. The back up would make us instantly better and Sean will have to face the fact that Bo Nix sucks. He knows it, he's just trying to save face at this point and being stubborn
— Broncos_Stats (@Broncos_Stats) October 13, 2024
Number 8:
No shit.Broncos where out of this game at halftime! Sean sucks right now!
— ryan tate (@ryantat86214652) October 13, 2024
Number 7:
Bo nix you fuckn suck bruh you lost as fuck out there
— YOUNG GOD (@himmyTurn) October 13, 2024
Number 6:
Bo Nix is without a doubt the guy. But he needs some HELP
— Clayton Boozer (@Cboozey93) October 13, 2024
Number 5:
Bo nix is an inconsistent rookie qb who has 6 games to his name yet I think you can make an argument he’s our best player on offense after meinerz. Need more consistency from the skill players
— mile high ding dong (@Plugandplay16) October 13, 2024
Number 4:
Lack of difference makers really exposes us to well coached/qb talented teams. And it's just Bo's 6th game. So overall disappointed we lost, but all things considered, it's still a step in the process. Onto Thursday and the saints
— TheBroncoJedi (@TheBroncoJedi) October 14, 2024
Number 3:
Sean needs to quit holding Bo back and let him throw the fucking ball. I’m so sick of screens.
— Denver Fanatic (@FanaticDenver) October 14, 2024
Number 2:
Ill take this shit 1 million times out of a million than watching suck ass russ for another play in a broncos uniform
— Jo Paps (@bolpap5) October 13, 2024
Number 1:
The best part about Bo Nix is he sucks so much that the Broncos have a decent chance to get Arch Manning in a couple years.
— Seth Sommerfeld (@sethsommerfeld) October 13, 2024