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Top Ten Texts From Last Night Out of the 720, 2016 Edition

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It's been a year since we last shared a Texts From Last Night collection from the 720 area code.

And during that time, a lot of weird stuff has gone down.

Along with plenty of oversharing — which is just fine by us.

Continue to experience our photo-illustrated picks for the ten funniest, most memorable recent texts from the 720. But be warned: The last item is absolutely terrifying — and hilarious.

Number 10: Shanks a lot
Number 9: Pole position
Number 8: When the chips are down
Number 7: Lip service
6. Coffee break
Continue to keep counting down the top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 720, 2016 edition.

Number 5: Resistance is futile

Number 4: Empty promise
Number 3: Thank you for smoking
Number 2: First class accommodations

Number 1: One-eyed monster

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