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Like all great despots, Denver Broncos head coach Sean Payton understands that the fine art of lying requires plenty of bluster and a total inability to admit being wrong about anything, ever.
As such, following his squad’s pathetic 27-14 loss to the Las Vegas Raiders on January 7, Payton didn’t concede that his claim that he’d benched pricey quarterback Russell Wilson in favor of hunky backup Jarrett Stidham in order to give Denver’s moribund offense a “spark” was a load of bullshit capable of fully fertilizing several Midwestern states.
But the truth was as obvious to every citizen of Broncos Country as is the mess in which the team is currently mired.
And even with Payton leading the cleanup crew, the wreckage left from this head-spinningly weird 2023-2024 season is likely to linger for years to come.
Although the Broncos’ defeat last week to the laughably awful New England Patriots had officially ended any dreams of a playoff berth, a predictably straight-faced Payton insisted that finishing the latest campaign with a winning record could help establish momentum for the squad moving forward. (Pause for vigorous eye-rolling.) But that was not to be: The Raiders had much greater motivation in yesterday’s contest, since a victory could provide a rationale for retaining impressive interim head coach Antonio Pierce. And Payton’s charges helped give a big boost to Pierce’s chances.
Like the Broncos, the Raiders were helmed by a backup signal-caller, the largely unheralded Aidan O’Connell, and their best player, running back Josh Jacobs, was out with an injury. But O’Connell consistently made big throws in the teeth of defensive-line pressure – something Stidham, who was menaced by monstrous Maxx Crosby throughout the evening, never managed. Moreover, Denver made Jacobs’s replacement, Zamir White, look like a Hall of Fame candidate. White’s 112 yards was more than double the total gained by the Broncos’ five official rushers combined.
With a methodical attack that was positively agonizing to witness for those not wearing black and silver, the Raiders built a 24-7 lead. Then, after the Broncos countered with a touchdown of their own, O’Connell and company chewed up nearly eight minutes of the fourth quarter en route to a field goal that put the game completely out of reach even as it exposed every weakness in the supposedly resurgent Denver defense. Vance Joseph, the former head coach turned defensive coordinator, somehow managed to keep his job despite his charges giving up seventy points to the Miami Dolphins back in September, but he’ll only retain his gig if Payton believes that sacking him would be tantamount to acknowledging that he’d made a mistake.
Which gives Joseph a fighting chance.
As for Stidham, he established that he’s not the Broncos’ quarterback of the future. His stats on Sunday – he completed twenty of 34 passes for 272 yards, with one touchdown and one interception – look decent, but a lot of them were piled up in garbage time. At his best, he looked like Wilson on a mediocre day, which simply isn’t good enough to lift the Broncos out of the mediocrity that their final 8-9 record exemplifies. Expect him to remain a second-stringer in every category other than eye candy.
Wilson, for his part, will receive millions more from the Broncos, thanks to a contract large enough to elicit a wince or two from the franchise’s ultra-rich, Walmart-sired ownership collective, but he’ll never take the field for Denver again. That means yet another hunt for a long-term solution at quarterback – a roster that, since the retirement of Peyton Manning, has included such deathless talents as Trevor Siemian, Paxton Lynch, Brock Osweiler, Case Keenum, Joe Flacco, Drew Lock, Brandon Allen, Jeff Driskel, Brett Rypien and Teddy Bridgewater.
And so the Broncos will be searching for the sort of spark Payton pretended that Stidham was capable of igniting, but that never materialized – and fans using the Service Formerly Known as Twitter definitely noticed. See what we mean below:
Number 20:
SPARK! How many sacks? I thought the sacks were Russ’ fault. How many bad passes? I feel for Stidham. He is being used by shady Payton & Walmart. I’ve suffered a lot since 1977, but this is 1st year I’m ashamed of the organization. Don’t lie to your fans.
— Val Photo (@RLVPHOTO) January 8, 2024
Number 19:
In two games, Stidham helped the Broncos offense score the 2nd lowest points of the season (14) and tied for the 3rd lowest points of the season (16).
In Payton's desire to win, this was his best showing. This was his spark.
— I Just Wanna Know (@Stay1nTheKnow) January 8, 2024
Number 18:
That Stidham spark was amazing!
— Brad Robenstein (@brobenst) January 8, 2024
Number 17:
I dont think anyone truly believed Stidham was the answer. Or they are lying. Everyone is preoccupied by the QB “spark” BS and have casually forgotten just how bad the defense is. Keep in mind they have made several no name QB’s look like hall of famers. #FireVJ
— The Real Jeff Needenz (@jefferino_co) January 8, 2024
Number 16:
16 point Spark against The Chargers
14 Point Spark against The Raiders
Stidham had more yards, But Wilson had more TD's in both games & scored more on offense than Stidham. Where was the Spark Sean Payton ? 7-9 3x years in a row with Drew Brees.— Slick Rick (@rikkiortiz25) January 8, 2024
Number 15:
Stidham wasn’t going to do anything but replace Russell Wilson that’s what happened. Now if you were expecting a below average backup quarterback to create a spark. This is his second start and Your naive and super optimistic because that wasn’t going to happen my friend.
— cgorangecrush (@cgorangecrush) January 8, 2024
Number 14:
Two of Denver's three lowest point outputs of the season came during the Stidham's two starts.
"Spark," rightttttt.
"Same team" with the backup, rightttttt. https://t.co/UUo24p0kmc pic.twitter.com/v5kICN64ei— Ronnie (@RonnieKRadio) January 8, 2024
Number 13:
When Sean Payton said Stidham would bring a “spark” he was telling us the Offense would be better and it wasn’t… I have no belief he can coach up a fresh out of college QB and any journeyman wouldn’t lead to more wins purgatory incoming
— SeanPaytoneatsass (@brokentackle78) January 8, 2024
Number 12:
Stidham spark for the win!!!!! Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
— Jason Yale (@Newb_Jason) January 8, 2024
Number 11:
Stidham sure was the spark the offense has been missing. Payton is smarter than all of us, though- which I'm sure he will let us all know in the post game. Self-annointed smartest man in the room.
— Jarod Norelius (@JarodNorelius) January 8, 2024
Number 10:
And the @Broncos season ends on an interception thrown by Stidham, who was supposed to give the offense a "spark". How poetic
— Coach Chad (@ArmyCoachChad) January 8, 2024
Number 9:
Stidham “the Spark” today pic.twitter.com/wv1TSSW7KK
— Mean Tweets (@RodAndStaff23) January 8, 2024
Number 8:
Payton can take that “spark” he was looking for with Stidham and ram it up his ass.
— Thomas Koepp (@KoeppThomas) January 8, 2024
Number 7:
@markschlereth Stidham stinks…Stink! Your boy Sean Payton is getting 18 million a year and cost us a 1st and 2nd round picks. Where is the offensive spark?
— OMEGA ICONS (@OMEGAICONS) January 8, 2024
Number 6:
Stidham fumbles the snap!!! Look at that spark!! #broncoscountry pic.twitter.com/l34Ip74eMi
— Michael Kraig Mason (@MichaelKMason) January 7, 2024
Number 5:
The #broncos the offensive “spark” accounted for 13 fewer points than the prior 2 games. oh and another losing season….love being a broncos fan
— Chris Hand (@chand7467) January 8, 2024
Number 4:
Way to go to Coach Payton. Really got that offensive spark you were looking for with the QB change! #BroncosCountry #LetsRide #Russ #SeanPayton #StidhamMagic
— JTMUSIC (@JosephToscano3) January 8, 2024
Number 3:
I don't care what anyone says in this feed here Russ gave that team the best chance to win games they have just been horrible in the last two games and here we are expecting a spark. I think Sean Payton is full of s***
— tarleter reed (@TarleterR) January 8, 2024
Number 2:
Got swept by the raiders. Lost the locker room. Called timeouts all season to give other team advantage. Got blown out 70-20. Benches franchise QB to create “spark”. Lots to look forward to from Sean Payton
— DenverFoos (@DenverFoos303) January 8, 2024
Number 1:
Raiders soundly trashed the Broncos 27-14
Broncos backup QB Jarret “Sparky” Stidham totally outplayed by Raiders backup QB Aidan O’Connell.
Stidham provided quite some spark, Sean Payton….but, of course benching Russ was not about money
Broncos 8-9!— Xavier Manuel (@XavierM94228601) January 8, 2024