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• Delegating Denver #56 of #56: Wyoming

  Friday, August 8, 2008 at 4:35 p.m.

  View larger image Wyoming Total Number of Delegates: 18 Pledged: 12 Unpledged: 6 How to Recognize a Wyoming Delegate: The majority of Wyomingites are uneducated, foul-mouthed cretins who look like toothless meth addicts out on parole. But those are just the Republicans who hate to pay taxes and abide by...

• Delegating Denver #55 of #56: Wisconsin

  Monday, August 4, 2008 at 7 a.m.

  View larger image Wisconsin Total Number of Delegates: 92 Pledged: 74 Unpledged: 18 How to Recognize a Wisconsin Delegate: Across the nation, the symptoms of severe depression often include the binge-drinking of cheap beer, the over-eating of fried foods and the complete lack of interest in meeting people and learning...

• Delegating Denver #54 of #56: West Virginia

  Monday, July 28, 2008 at 6:51 a.m.

  View large image West Virginia Total Number of Delegates: 39 Pledged: 28 Unpledged: 11 How to Recognize a West Virginia Delegate: If a Sasquatch sighting is ever confirmed, it will no doubt happen in West Virginia. There already are rumors circulating that the state's governor, Joe Manchin III, is actually...

• Delegating Denver #53 of 56: Washington

  Monday, July 21, 2008 at 5:14 p.m.

  View larger image Washington Total Number of Delegates: 97 Pledged: 78 Unpledged:19 How to Recognize a Washington Delegate: A smiling Washingtonian is more an indication of a nearby photographer than an invitation to friendship. Washingtonians will be extremely polite and helpful, but don't expect to exchange personal information. As the...

• Delegating Denver #52 of 56: Virginia

  Monday, July 14, 2008 at 1:02 p.m.

  View larger image Virginia Total Number of Delegates: 101 Pledged: 83 Unpledged: 18 How to Recognize a Virginia Delegate: The American Civil War ended in 1865, but not for Virginians. The battles that rage daily are no longer between the Union and the Confederacy, but between the "come-heres" who move...

• Delegating Denver #51 of 56: Virgin Islands

  Monday, July 7, 2008 at 10:24 a.m.

  View larger image Virgin Islands Total Number of Delegates: 9 Pledged: 3 Unpledged: 6 How to Recognize a Virgin Islands Delegate: Blown (way) off course during his second voyage, Christopher Columbus chose a religious theme and named this grouping of islets for the virgin handmaidens of some obscure marriage-avoiding saint...