Fast Five is this week’s most ridiculous trailer

In the closing moments of the trailer for Fast Five, while the central cast is dramatically slow-mo walking toward the camera and away from the sunset as if to say, damn, lookit how badass we are, there is a curious incongruity: In that shot, there are eight people, not five…

The five weirdest chess masters

With The Simultaneous Chess Exhibition being hosted by Todd Bardwick in the Colorado Mills Mall this weekend, we’ve been thinking a lot about the weirdness that is chess dorks. While not exactly worthy of the cover of People, these often reclusive weirdos have been involved in their fair share of…

10 things to do for $10 this weekend, April 29 – May 1, 2011

The monthly transitional weekend is one of our favorite types of weekends. It’s like you enter the weekend thinking to yourself, “Gee, April is great,” and by the end of it you’re like, “Shit, it’s May already?” It’s a bit jarring, really. While you’re busy writing out those rent checks,…

So many alpacas! SO MANY ALPACAS!

The middle east may have its camels, which are admittedly pretty awesome, but here in the Americas we have llamas. And also alpacas, which are kind of like mini-llamas. Unlike llamas, though, alpacas are not for carrying things; specifically, they are bred for their hair, which is a lot like…

Kumail Nanjiani on the things he likes and the reclaiming nerd-dom

Kumail Nanjiani isn’t exactly your typical comedian. Where most spend their time complaining about things they hate, Nanjiani attacks the things he loves, which happens to be activities of a decidedly nerdy persuasion: Videogames, horror and science fiction all have a place in his routine. You’ll be able to find…

Comment of the day: “Chris is making a smart move”

There’s no denying that canv.as is pretty cool. Still in closed, invitation-only beta testing, the site is the latest project of 4chan founder, Christopher Poole, and it basically takes the meme-generating concept of /b/, 4chan’s random board, and adds social networking and a whole lot of neat-o features — but…

Look at me now, I’m on rollerblades

Remember that video of the three women in polyester suits dancing to an overdubbed version of “Walk It Out?” This video, which showcases a very serious, unnamed interpretive rollerblader, is kind of like that — but he goes next level, taking his dancing to the streets. Watch the secret footage…

Indigo children: Evolutionarily advanced or annoying? You decide.

Precocious children are nothing new; they’ve been around for as long as there have been embittered adults to be annoyed by them because of their infuriating innocence, and because they haven’t yet squandered the limitless potential of their youth on cocaine and get-rich-quick schemes like we did. On the other…

Flight of Fancy

Any American art venue director lucky enough to nab Nick Bantock’s first retrospective and first show of any kind in the United States would be ecstatic, but for Cynthia Madden Leitner of the Museum of Outdoor Arts in CityCenter Englewood, it’s also personal, almost to the point of embarrassment. She…

Get The Red Out

It takes a good round of networking to connect like-minded groups and form a community, and that’s the thinking behind Red Drinks Denver, a new fashion-world take on the Green Drinks model, which was devised to unite people working in the environmental arena. A democratic event dreamed up jointly by…

Back To the Future

Art created with high-tech elements — movement, sound, light — may strike us as being futuristic until we realize that it’s been around for quite a while. “Technology has been used in art for many decades, and we’ve now reached a point of looking back,” says Jill Desmond, the curator…

Last Roundup

Back in 1963, Hal Gould, a successful commercial and fine-art photographer, began putting together photo shows in his role as exhibition director of the Colorado Photographic Arts Center. Building off that experience, in 1979 he opened Camera Obscura Gallery a block from the Denver Art Museum, at 1309 Bannock Street,…

Nostalgia Bowl

Bev Newcomb-Madden can relate to the housewife-protagonist of While We Were Bowling. The play (which she’s directing) follows the travails of a traditional family unit in Buffalo, New York, as the cheerfully kitschy ’50s melt into the psychedelic ’60s. “I was a young housewife, too, when this was all going…

Pitch Invasion

Comprising veterans of Denver’s punk-rock scene, the Pitch Invasion took its name from the phenomenon of a crowd at a soccer game getting unruly and invading the field, also known as “the pitch,” and taking events into its own hands. Last year, the band — made up of Mike McCrory…

Keg Run

The Cherry Creek Sneak, now in its 29th year, has become one of the biggest races of the season, attracting more than 10,000 runners. Last year, Competitor magazine named it Denver’s best running event. The secret, according to race promoter Patrick Downing? Free beer. “The five-mile race is the main…

Ride and Roll

Troy Rarick, owner of Over the Edge Sports in Fruita, used to laugh as mountain bikers blazed through town with their bikes on top of their cars, on their way to better-known destinations like Moab, oblivious to the singletrack paradise they were passing by. Sixteen years ago, he decided to…