Not Trying to Be a Dick
Dear Not Trying: How many friends are you smoking with? Unless you're surrounded by ten people, offering a few hits to friends isn't that big a strain on your resources. Politely decline hits of their suspect weed, and wait until they're done to smoke yours. Chances are they'll be too stoned at that point to put any real dents in your stash, and you get to enjoy your Grade A.

Believe it or not, most people aren't mad when you turn down a hit. It's just more for them.
Jacqueline Collins
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