This past month, John Bowlen, son of Broncos owner Pat Bowlen, was busted on a domestic violence beef that involved booze and whippets.
He also told the 911 dispatcher that he not only owned the Broncos personally (he doesn't), but claimed to be the "blood of the city" in a recording that wasn't available until after our initial post went live.
Fortunately, our roundup of June's most memorable mug shots presents the perfect opportunity to belatedly share it with you.
Another Bowlen booking pic is included in the following gallery, which includes plenty of noteworthy images (and two other celebrities — or quasi-celebrities), along with links to our original coverage that will tell you why each person got a close-up.
Check out the entire collection below, capped by the Bowlen sound clip.
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