This year, however, Condomania's updated its list, and Colorado has made a big leap forward. How far did we rise? Count down the photo-illustrated top twenty to see where we wound up -- and which states still have an alleged size advantage.
Number 20: Pennsylvania Not quite as big as a jumbo Philly cheesesteak, but pretty respectable anyhow. Number 19: Oregon We don't want to speculate about whether Oregon's place on this roster has anything to do with it being the Beaver State.... Number 18: Virginia A state named for a virgin queen. Hope all those sizable penises aren't going to waste. Number 17: Connecticut Connecticut is known as "the Nutmeg State." Insert your own inappropriate joke here. Continue to keep counting down the top twenty states by penis size.