Top 10 Texts From Last Night Out of the 719 Area Code

We were doing so well with our Colorado-centric 2015 editions of hilarious posts from the Texts From Last Night website. We successfully highlighted the 303 area code, as well as the 720 and the 970. But then December got away from us before we could highlight the 719. So we're...

By Michael Roberts

January 14, 2016

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We were doing so well with our Colorado-centric 2015 editions of hilarious posts from the Texts From Last Night website.

We successfully highlighted the 303 area code, as well as the 720 and the 970.

But then December got away from us before we could highlight the 719.

So we're playing catch-up with the following picks. Fortunately, they're funny (and awkward) (and bizarre) enough to be worth waiting for.

Check out our ten photo-illustrated favorites from the 719 below. But be warned: A lot of the language is NSFW.

Number 10: Jurassic Mistake

Number 9: Worse or Worser

Number 8: Divine Inspiration

Number 7: New Condiments Selection

Number 6: Music Stripped Bare

Number 5: Angelina-Power

Number 4: Dietary Discipline
Number 3: Feel the Force

Number 2: Frat Attack
Number 1: Size Matters

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Michael Roberts began his career with Westword in 1990 as music editor. In 1999, he took on a new role, full-time media reporter, as author of a column called The Message. In 2008, he became the lead writer for Westword's news blog, The Latest Word, a position he held until January 2023. Michael continues to freelance for Westword, covering everything from business to sports and the media; he also contributes to Jazziz, a national music magazine. He holds a bachelor's degree from what is now Colorado Mesa University and master's degrees from the University of California, Los Angeles, and Northwestern University.

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