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Photos: Denver Cruisers' hilarious April Fools' theme schedule -- and the real thing

Each year around this time, the Denver Cruisers announce ride themes for the rest of the year. But yesterday's list was wacky even by the group's standards -- unless you were expecting a concept built around "Skid Marks & Seamen Stains."

April Fools! The Cruisers subsequently posted the actual theme list -- but we thought the joke one was too funny to forget. Look below to see our photo illustrations of the April Fools' version, as well as the real thing.

April Fools' list: May 16 -- Shopping Carts & Sleeping Bags

Real list: May 15 -- Hi Ho Silver

Photos: Denver Cruisers' hilarious April Fools' theme schedule -- and the real thing

April Fools' list: May 22 -- What Smells Like Piss?

Real list: May 22 -- Under The Sea

Photos: Denver Cruisers' hilarious April Fools' theme schedule -- and the real thing

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April Fools' list: May 29 -- Homeless Triangle

Photos: Denver Cruisers' hilarious April Fools' theme schedule -- and the real thing
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Real list: May 29 -- Bubble Wrap, Duct Tape & Card Board

April Fools' list: June 4 -- Alleys, Gutters & Garbage Cans

Real list: June 5 -- Monsters, Aliens & Spacemen

Photos: Denver Cruisers' hilarious April Fools' theme schedule -- and the real thing

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April Fools' list: June 11 -- Holes in Everything

Real list: June 12 -- Thunder Dome/Mad Max

Photos: Denver Cruisers' hilarious April Fools' theme schedule -- and the real thing

April Fools' list: June 17 -- The Voice

Photos: Denver Cruisers' hilarious April Fools' theme schedule -- and the real thing

Real list: June 19 -- Bible Belt & Panties

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April Fool's list: June 24 -- Shit-Faced on Listerine

Real list: June 26 -- Mascots & Major League

April Fools' list: July 5 -- Soup Kitchen: Eat Like a King

Real list: July 3 -- Where the BLEEP is Waldo?

Photos: Denver Cruisers' hilarious April Fools' theme schedule -- and the real thing

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April Fools' list: July 12 -- @#$%^ Bitch, I'm Not Crazy!

Real list: July 10 -- GLOW

April Fools' list: July 19 -- Dreadlocks, Droopy Pants & Land Rovers (Boulder)

Real list: July 17 -- Tourists

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April Fools' list: July 28 -- Bus Ticket to El Paso

Real list: July 24 -- Dress Night

April Fools' list: August 2 -- Hey Buddy, Change A Spare?

Real list: July 31 -- Halloween In July: Anything Goes

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April Fools' list: August 9 -- Jesus Saves

Real list: Aug 7 -- County Fair: Farmers & Farm Animals

April Fools' list: August 17 -- Warm Showers & Free Soap

Real list: Aug 14 -- Woodstock: Leather & Lace

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April Fools' list: August 24 -- Can't You Hear Those Bells Too?

Real list: Aug 21 -- Red Neck Yacht Club

Real list: Aug 28 -- TBD

April Fools' list: Sept 1 -- Aluminum

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Real list: Aug 28 -- TBD

Real list: Sept 11 -- Twins

April Fools' list: Sept 9 -- Who Stole Mah Shoooz?

Real list: Sept 18 -- Pirates, Sea Men & Mermaids

Photos: Denver Cruisers' hilarious April Fools' theme schedule -- and the real thing

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April Fools' list: Sept 15 -- Skid Marks & Seamen Stains

Real list: Sept 25 -- Snow & Ski Fiesta

April Fools' list: Sept 17 -- Cardboard Houses

April Fools' list: Sept 26 -- Hypothermia

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