This is Denver's first appearance in the finals, and the team has breezed past some of the league's best, including Kevin Durant and Devin Booker of the Phoenix Suns and Lebron James, who helms the legendary Lakers. (The Nuggets also crushed the Minnesota Timberwolves, never looking for a moment like they were in jeopardy.)
Miami may have won three championships, but despite two finals appearances in the last ten years, the major victories are a decade in the rearview. This year's team is Cinderella-esque, having clawed its way up through the Play-In Tournament and making the finals as an eight-seed.
But as Nuggets coach Michael Malone told the media on May 30, "You get to the NBA finals, it's not about seeding anymore. For those that are thinking that this is going to be an easy series, I don't even know what to say to you."
If Malone is right, the on-the-court battle will be hot — and so will the battle between two cities with thriving sports cultures. Denver and Miami are also home to sister alt-weeklies Westword and Miami New Times, and we've paired up for some trash talk and to break down the series that starts June 1, with Westword's Catie Cheshire and New Times's Ryan Yousefi as your guides.
No hard times on the hardwood
Everything you need to know about the actual games.Good things come to those who wait
After sweeping the Lakers in the Western Conference Finals, the Nuggets will have had almost ten days off before the four-out-of-seven series tips off. The team has used that rest to lock in and prepare for the finals, including what could be the biggest challenge yet: slowing down Jimmy Butler, who's been an explosion of offense for the Heat.
And the two teams have had an explosive history, too — most memorably when Markieff Morris, who was then on the Heat, got into a physical altercation with Denver's Nikola Jokic during a regular-season game in November 2021. Afterward, Butler was caught on camera taunting and threatening a Nuggets player who was initially thought to be Jokic. But the Heat phenom told reporters on Wednesday, May 31, that it was actually another "individual," whom he refused to name.
"That wasn't my beef," Butler said in reference to Jokic. "The individual who I was talking to definitely knew who I was talking to."
At the time of the incident, though, Jokic's brothers made a Twitter account to warn Morris's brother, Marcus, about threatening Jokic on social media.
Though Morris isn't on the Heat anymore, this competition will still be heated.
But there's no question which team will come out on top. It's the Nuggets all the way, and the Heat will be lucky to take a game. We'll give Miami one, but Denver will take the tournament in five, after a win in the opener: The Nuggets have been untouchable at home, and even Butler's heroics can't change that.
Jokic has already set a record for the most triple-doubles in a single post-season with eight; no defensive strategy has limited the two-time MVP, and the Heat will need a miracle if they want to be the first to do so. Then there's Jamal Murray, who's averaging 27.7 points per game in the playoffs run and who historically thrives in Florida, as he did during the COVID-19 "bubble" post-season.
Aaron Gordon is a defensive king who has as good a shot as anyone at limiting Butler, and Bruce Brown —who comes off the bench for the Nuggets — is Denver's secret weapon.
Miami might try to convince itself that its finals experience gives it the upper hand, but living in the past won't win the Heat a title this year. — Cheshire
Miami's been there, done that, and the team is ready to do it again
You know when you’re just about to finish entering your password using the TV remote and you screw up and need to start all over again? That’s what the Heat did in the Eastern Conference Finals against the Boston Celtics. They dropped the remote just as they were about to hit enter, and had one last chance to get it right before the NBA locked them out of their account.
Being the first team to blow a 3-0 in an NBA playoff series would be one thing, but the fashion in which the Heat lost Game 6 — a Derrick White tip-in winner at the buzzer — had all of Miami prepared for months of therapy.
Thankfully, Miami went up to Boston and beat the Celtics so badly in Game 7 that Ben Affleck didn’t even feel like having his usual Dunkies the next morning.
We have a saying in Miami: Heat in 5. We’re legally obligated to say this. It’s on our car registration. Police south of Mar-a-Lago ask for proof of “Heat in 5” when we get pulled over.
You’re laughing right now. It’s funny, isn’t it?
Milwaukee, New York and Boston thought it was funny, too.
In the words of Hall of Fame Miami Heat team president Pat Riley, the Heat and the infamous premise of #HeatCulture stand for “the hardest-working, best-conditioned, most professional, unselfish, toughest, nastiest team in the league."
Bluntly put, other NBA teams want to be the Miami Heat, and most players want to play for the Miami Heat. It’s that plain and simple.
If the Heat were allowed to hire its players off LinkedIn, as any normal company does, they’d win a championship every season. Miami is where you come to get the best out of yourself while competing for jewelry in the process.
The Heat enter these NBA Finals as America’s Team. Not because everyone in America is rooting for them — they absolutely are not — but because Miami’s roster is full of players who’ve had to work their way up the corporate ladder for respect, NBA-style.
Of the fifteen players on the Miami roster, seven (Caleb Martin, Gabe Vincent, Max Strus, Duncan Robinson, Haywood Highsmith, and Udonis Haslem) watched the NBA draft go by without being selected — just like us!
Seven NBA Finals appearances and three championships since 2006 are really all that needs to be said.
We hear this is the Denver Nuggets’ first appearance in the NBA Finals. That’s so cute! We remember our first beer. — Yousefi
Teamwork makes the dream work: Udonis Haslem and Erik Spoelstra at a 2022 charity event.
World Red Eye
Mile High City versus Miami Vice
How will these cities turn out for their teams?Denver's finally getting in on the joy of the Nuggets
Denver is high on Nuggets mania, with watch parties, food deals, new public art and people selling T-shirts on the side of the road. There's a sense in the city that our next major sports champions are about to be crowned. While the Nuggets often take a back seat to the Broncos and the Colorado Avalanche, they're in the driver's seat right now.
When the Avs won the Stanley Cup last year, the win helped reignite downtown Denver, which had lagged after the pandemic. People were in the streets but didn't destroy them. And the championship parade was a highly attended celebration that united the city, at least for an afternoon.
Consider that a test run for this year, as more local businesses gear up and Nuggets fans who've waited a lifetime for an NBA Finals berth turn out. The Fillmore Auditorium, one of Denver's historic venues, has lovingly dubbed itself the "Four-more Auditorium" for the remainder of the championship run.
A few blocks farther along Colfax Avenue, artist Thomas "Detour" Evans — who'd already painted a Jokic mural in Five Points — has created one of Jokic and Murray looking like badasses across a pastel rainbow background. The artist has promised to add more when the team wins.
And local politicos are also getting involved, with Colorado Governor Jared Polis calling out Florida Governor Ron DeSantis on Twitter.
"If the @nuggets win the finals against the @MiamiHEAT, Disney World will move to Colorado, the ACTUAL happiest place on earth to do business, have fun, and be free!" Polis wrote.
The choice between the Centennial State and the Sunshine State is no choice at all. There's a reason Taylor Swift is coming here and not going to Miami; the Mile High City is already outpacing a city that should be more worried about sinking into the ocean than about a sports team going down. — Cheshire
Miami is too hot to handle
Listen, we can all agree on one thing: Miami isn’t for everyone.
Unless everyone puts their phones in a basket and we check your Booking.com account. Then your recent searches will likely indicate Miami is, in fact, for you.
If you see a Miami Heat fan on Twitter, let them be. You don’t want those problems. These people have been through Hell and back in fandom. It’s Miami vs. the World.
If you see a Miami Heat fan in person, they’ll be your best friend by halftime, when they’ll likely invite you for a quick visit to the restroom to do something the law frowns upon.
At the end of the day, Heat fans have enjoyed more success in thirty years than most fan bases — without naming any names — ever have. And most of the time, they act like it. File under: Sorry, not sorry.
Miami is like a shot of Cuban cafecito (coffee, Denver, that’s coffee) — hot, bold, in your face and technically not cocaine, but at times you need to check the label to be sure of it. You know what you’re getting into when you come to Miami: semi-controlled chaos. In the end, you know what they say about Miami: If you can’t handle the Heat, get out of the NBA Finals.
Boom. Got ’em. — Yousefi
Rocky and Burnie provide a star-powered showdown
There's no one better than RockyKenn Solomon has been donning the Rocky suit since 1990, and he's back behind the fur for this Finals run. It's only fitting that a person who's been with the team through thick and thin gets to engage with the fans who love him (or at least his Rocky persona) so much.
Rocky whips the Ball Arena crowd into a frenzy with his backward, half-court shot, and he's known to get in on the trash talk by playfully poking fun at opposing players and fans.
Burnie has a better chance of giving children nightmares than topping Rocky in a battle of the mascots. — Cheshire
Burnie sparks fan fun
Burnie, the Miami Heat mascot, is an adorable furry red fireball with a basketball for a nose. If that doesn’t get you fired up, check your pulse, Kendall Roy.
It’s not all kids’ hugs and Disney pictures for Burnie, though. He once attempted to break a mascot world record for jumping over other mascots (yup — that exists!), but instead ended up only breaking other mascots, namely Stanley C. Panther, the Florida Panthers’ furry friend.
(Note from Miami: Stanley and his skatemates are about to contest the NHL Stanley Cup Finals. How’d the Denver Snowflakes do on the ice this year?)
Just know if Rocky comes for Burnie with his manufactured muscles, he’d better be ready for all the Burnie smoke. — Yousefi
Masterminds at the Helm
The coaches and owners involved in this matchup provide plenty of fun.Kroenke's on a winning streak
Stan Kroenke is gobbling up championships, with three of the franchises he owns winning titles in the past two seasons: the Los Angeles Rams, the Colorado Avalanche and the Colorado Mammoth, currently vying for another championship. Now it's the Nuggets' turn to get in on the success.
Denver residents aren't sold on the idea that Kroenke is a great sports owner, since Altitude TV's ongoing dispute with Comcast restricts fans from watching the teams during most of the regular season. It's also hard to root for someone with that much money. But whether they consider Kroenke a hero or a zero, fans won't say no to another ring.
Malone and Erik Spoelstra are two of the longest-tenured coaches in the league — but before that, Erik's father was president of the Nuggets for just ninety days when he was disappeared by the owners.
The Heat's tenure as competition for the Nuggets should be even shorter. — Cheshire
Arison isn't your average Florida man
Miami Heat owner Micky Arison made his billions owning Carnival Cruise Line. If that’s not the most Miami way to make it into the “tres commas” club, we don’t know what is. (Okay, investing in cryptocurrency is a more Miami way to become a billionaire, but this was before that became a thing.)
On any given day, Arison can dress down to resemble a guy you’d find at a Margaritaville bar, or wear an expensive Italian suit worth more than your car. Again, Florida Man Level: Expert unlocked.
If there’s one thing you need to take away from this, it’s that once upon a time in the early 1990s, Micky Arison stole Pat Riley from the New York Knicks, and the rest has been history.
Put it this way: Whatever's the best strain of marijuana offered in a Denver dispensary, that’s Miami Heat head coach Erik Spoelstra. He’s as if the drug in the movie Limitless jumped out of its gelcap, slicked back its hair, and decided to coach basketball.
Spoelstra — who, this town has just learned from Westword, was once given a video editor job with the Nuggets after his dad and former Nuggets executive Jon Spoelstra called in a favor — was recently named a Top 15 all-time NBA coach for a reason: He rules.
Six NBA Finals appearances later, it turns out the Spoelstras did the Miami Heat the favor. — Yousefi
