So here are some brand-spanking-new resolutions for the Queen City of the Plains, just in time for 2019. Here’s to better times ahead, Denver, with hopes that are a mile high.
We are not loyal to those who are not loyal to us. So goodbye, Chipotle. We had a good run…until you up and moved your headquarters to California. Now you’re out there, forgetting your Colorado roots, hopped up on sunscreen fumes and sea-level oxygen. We'll miss your cilantro lime rice and the juicy carnitas and…no. Forget it. We won’t even talk about you and your deliciousness anymore. Good luck out on the coast, where naked burrito bowls like you are a dime a dozen. Hey, Illegal Pete’s: You’re looking extra-spicy these days.
Now that we’re out of the running to host the Winter Olympics again…let’s stay out of the running for good. The Olympics are great, and with all the training facilities in the state, Colorado will always have a strong connection to the Games. But hosting? Let’s stop pretending that’s going to — or even should — happen.