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Photos: Ten weirdest haiku on Denver Craigslist

Here's evidence that you can find just about anything on Denver Craigslist: There's actually a forum for haiku.

It's called haiku hotel, and it's a lively place to visit, since users vary between the deadly serious and those willing to have fun with the form. We gravitated to the latter group, picking out and photo-illustrating the ten weirdest haiku, touching on subjects ranging from Cheetos craving to braless women. Count down our favorites below.

Number 10: Posted by "Chief Wiggums"

Photos: Ten weirdest haiku on Denver Craigslist

ignorance of the

law is no excuse

the law is the law

Number 9: Cheetos never prosper?

Photos: Ten weirdest haiku on Denver Craigslist

not cheating

when its only once a week~

Cheetos

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Number 8: The dangers of crack

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Flickr Creative Commons/Melvin Price

plumbers crack Hell-o

pawing at spilled assignments

my foot is begging

Number 7: Gutter ball

Photos: Ten weirdest haiku on Denver Craigslist

trophy to prove it

even losers get lucky

most improved bowler

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Number 6: The cage may look cute to you

Photos: Ten weirdest haiku on Denver Craigslist

Shopping for hamsters

I like the old style cage

Why is the cage cute?

Number 5: Would Sarah Silverman think this is funny?

Photos: Ten weirdest haiku on Denver Craigslist

what do you call

a splintered comedienne?

Sarah Sliverman

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Number 4: Riddle me this

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Only the Lonely

Nelson Riddle orchestra

saves Sinatra's ass

Number 3: The least politically correct joke haiku ever

Photos: Ten weirdest haiku on Denver Craigslist

Oranges being sent

off to be juiced of their worth

Concentration camps

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Number 2: This one's called "Sexy Girls Without Bras" -- really

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lamplit madonnas

traveling the paths at night

needing not distrust

Number 1: Geeky meets gross

Photos: Ten weirdest haiku on Denver Craigslist

Starship and toilet paper

have in common

uranus and Klingons

Send your story tips to the author, Michael Roberts.

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