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Photos: Ten weirdest haiku on Denver Craigslist

Here's evidence that you can find just about anything on Denver Craigslist: There's actually a forum for haiku.

It's called haiku hotel, and it's a lively place to visit, since users vary between the deadly serious and those willing to have fun with the form. We gravitated to the latter group, picking out and photo-illustrating the ten weirdest haiku, touching on subjects ranging from Cheetos craving to braless women. Count down our favorites below.

Number 10: Posted by "Chief Wiggums"

Photos: Ten weirdest haiku on Denver Craigslist

ignorance of the law is no excuse the law is the law Number 9: Cheetos never prosper?

Photos: Ten weirdest haiku on Denver Craigslist

not cheating when its only once a week~ Cheetos Continue to keep counting down the ten weirdest haiku on Denver Craigslist.   Number 8: The dangers of crack

Photos: Ten weirdest haiku on Denver Craigslist
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plumbers crack Hell-o pawing at spilled assignments my foot is begging Number 7: Gutter ball

Photos: Ten weirdest haiku on Denver Craigslist

trophy to prove it even losers get lucky most improved bowler Continue to keep counting down the ten weirdest haiku on Denver Craigslist.   Number 6: The cage may look cute to you

Photos: Ten weirdest haiku on Denver Craigslist

Shopping for hamsters I like the old style cage Why is the cage cute? Number 5: Would Sarah Silverman think this is funny?

Photos: Ten weirdest haiku on Denver Craigslist

what do you call a splintered comedienne? Sarah Sliverman Continue to keep counting down the ten weirdest haiku on Denver Craigslist.   Number 4: Riddle me this

Photos: Ten weirdest haiku on Denver Craigslist

Only the Lonely Nelson Riddle orchestra saves Sinatra's ass Number 3: The least politically correct joke haiku ever

Photos: Ten weirdest haiku on Denver Craigslist

Oranges being sent off to be juiced of their worth Concentration camps Continue to keep counting down the ten weirdest haiku on Denver Craigslist.   Number 2: This one's called "Sexy Girls Without Bras" -- really

Photos: Ten weirdest haiku on Denver Craigslist

lamplit madonnas traveling the paths at night needing not distrust Number 1: Geeky meets gross

Photos: Ten weirdest haiku on Denver Craigslist

Starship and toilet paper have in common uranus and Klingons

Send your story tips to the author, Michael Roberts.

More from our Strange But True archive circa June: "Photos: Creepiest Craigslist IT ad ever."


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