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Number 10: You know you're from Denver when.... ...West means mountains and East means lost. Number 9: You know you're from Denver when.... ...people out East tell you they have mountains in their state too, you just laugh. Continue to keep counting down our top ten "You know you're from Denver when" punchlines, 2014 collection. Number 8: You know you're from Denver when.... ...thunder has set off your car alarm. Number 7: You know you're from Denver when.... ...you know what a Rocky Mountain Oyster is. Continue to keep counting down our top ten "You know you're from Denver when" punchlines, 2014 collection. Number 6: You know you're from Denver when.... ...a full moon has never kept you awake at night. Number 5: You know you're from Denver when.... ...you know not to complain about the weather constantly -- and you roll your eyes at those who do because they are, well, obviously not from Denver. Continue to keep counting down our top ten "You know you're from Denver when" punchlines, 2014 collection. Number 4: You know you're from Denver when.... ...you think a red light means three more cars can go. Number 3: You know you're from Denver when.... ...you remember when the fountain in front of Casa Bonita actually ran water. Continue to keep counting down our top ten "You know you're from Denver when" punchlines, 2014 collection. Number 2: You know you're from Denver when.... ...4/20 is like another Christmas for you. Number 1:Send your story tips to the author, Michael Roberts.
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