Once again, it's time to feature the latest Colorado contributions to the consistently bizarre People of Walmart website -- and even more so than in our 2014 post, this year's pics are all about that bass. See what we mean when you count down the top ten below.
Number 10: How a Rock Star Does It
Is it our imagination, or are his shorts bigger than hers? Number 9: Two Fashion Statements in One
They're yoga pants! No, they're pantyhose! No -- they're both! Continue for more Colorado People of Walmart, 2015 edition. Number 8: A Knotty Situation
Some hairstyles conform to gravity. Others defy it. Number 7: Plumber's Day Off
No bending over necessary. Continue for more Colorado People of Walmart, 2015 edition. Number 6: And Get Off My Lawn While You're At It!
Ah, retirement: The golden years -- when you're not afraid to say what's been on your mind for decades. Number 5: Truth in Advertising
On second thought, he is kinda cute.... Continue for more Colorado People of Walmart, 2015 edition. Number 4: Dinosaur National Monument
Coming to a theater near you: Jurassic Parking Space. Number 3: For the Birds
On the next Take Your Parrot to Walmart day, we hope we're as prepared as these two. Continue for more Colorado People of Walmart, 2015 edition. Number 2: Support System
Maybe the M&M guy on the left could hold up this guy's drawers, too. Number 1: Safety First
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