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What your favorite lunchmeats say about you

Your bologna has a first name, and a second name. This is common knowledge. But it also has an opinion about you -- one that it shares with the rest of the world, freely and without reservation.

And bologna isn't the only lunchmeat that does this. They all do it. Your choice of sandwich meat speaks volumes. And it behooves you to know exactly what exactly it's saying.

1. Bologna

"I aspire to someday have my picture taken beside the Weinermobile." 2. Boiled Ham

What your favorite lunchmeats say about you

"No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women, no fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark." 3. Roasted Turkey

What your favorite lunchmeats say about you

"Give me a sandwich that tastes like November." 4. Pastrami

What your favorite lunchmeats say about you

"There's nothing wrong with gluttony -- there are still six other deadly sins I'm not doing, right? OK, five. But still ..." 5. Olive Loaf

What your favorite lunchmeats say about you

"When I look at my lunch, I want that sucker to be looking right back at me." 6. Salami

"I'd rather be eating pizza." 7. Roast Beef

What your favorite lunchmeats say about you

"I'm thinking Arby's ... and that I'll probably die at 50." 8. Liverwurst

"I was born during the Depression, back when we had to convince ourselves that crap like this tasted good." 9. Meatloaf

"That's right, meatloaf twice within 18 hours. Jealous?" 10. Head Cheese

What your favorite lunchmeats say about you

"I will eat anything. I mean it. Literally anything."


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