Gratuitous Randomness: Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads

Because Wednesday is a slow news day, each Wednesday, we bring you the best of our weird internetz world in a collection of loosely related items about whatever topic we happen to come up with. Today, we're bringing you one that isn't exactly new, per se, and also isn't entirely random, since it's an Austin Powers reference, but is still hilarious. So here you go: 12 pictures of sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads.

Your request shall be granted.
Your request shall be granted.
Looks more like a mutant tadpole, but what the hell. It's got a frickin' laser beam attached to it's frickin' head.
Looks more like a mutant tadpole, but what the hell. It's got a frickin' laser beam attached to it's frickin' head.
No sharks in this one, but what the hell is going on here?
No sharks in this one, but what the hell is going on here?
And that's how the Griswold's Sea World trip got tragically ruined.
And that's how the Griswold's Sea World trip got tragically ruined.
YES! FUCK YES!
YES! FUCK YES!
There is nothing you can add to this.
There is nothing you can add to this.
A happy shark, with a happy laser beam attached to it's frickin' head, by Bob Ross.
A happy shark, with a happy laser beam attached to it's frickin' head, by Bob Ross.
Oh, we will, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. You can count on that.
Oh, we will, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. You can count on that.
This is maybe the best thing I've ever seen.
This is maybe the best thing I've ever seen.

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